
COMING UP NEXT FOR (Y)OUR DAILY PROGRAMMING:
There is nothing left for you to do, everything has already been,
been seen, been invented, been explored, been created, been
destroyed, been mocked, been praised, been revived, been
reformed, been inside of you, been outside of you, been inside your
wife (whore), been outside your wife, been great, been weak,
been small, been large, been okay, been depressed, been unknown,
been forgotten, been remembered, been satirized, been taken
seriously, been listed, been enumerated, been an individual,
been conscious, been black, been white, been gray, been
radioactive, been acidic, been glass, been hostile, been
peaceful, been talkative, been silent, been watching, been
knowing, been blind, been deaf, been god, been impish, been
processed, been simulated, been generated by AI, been stable,
been manic, been like me, been like you, been like your wife
(bitch), been messy, been clean, been dirty, been hated, been
loved, been beans, been used as a cryptocurrency name, been
used as a javascript framework name, been launched out of a
canon, been racist, been woke, been questioned, been funny,
been cool, been lame, been turned into a cartoon character, been
fetishized, been demoralized, been demonized, been muddied, been
wet, been dry, been sampled for shitty electronic music, been
photoshopped, been eaten, been shat, been grinded up, been
used as an ice cream flavour, been painted on a city wall, been
doodled in a notebook, been made into a video game, been used as
a queer icon, been used as a hate symbol, been shoved up an ass,
been used as a file name, been used as a internet domain, been
used as a youtube title, been evil, been good, been male, been
female, been typed, been handwritten, been made into an
expensive perfume, been in the dictionary, been creative, been
destructive, been reproducing, been gatorade, been a sea
creature, been a mammal, been a crab, been understanding, been
a cunt, been in a crossword, been used as a monopoly piece, been
used instead of gasoline, been imagined, been on the cutting
room floor, been crumpled up, been lost, been found, been
mean, been nice, been fat, been skinny, been sticky, been loud,
been twisted, been malformed, been drawn, been made in
blender, been shoved in a blender, been a voice inside someone's
head, been a japanese movie name, been used as a wallpaper,
been used as a reddit username, been wedged in a couch
cushion, been splatted on a car windshield, been suicidal, been
homicidal, been amazing, been a sellout, been something else,
been placed in an art gallery, been used as a magazine cover, been
in a trash heap, been in an antique store, been on ebay, been
commented on, been cancerous, been medicinal, been elemental, been inane, been abstract, been concrete, been made out
of concrete, been plastic, been scientific, been spiritual, been binary, been enby, been trans, been incredible, been
animated, been anime, been pressed onto a t-shirt, been understood, been misinformed, been informative, been autistic,
been boring, been art, been updated, been payed for, been commodofied, been devoured, been screaming for help.
It’s all been done. It’s all been seen. There is nothing left for you except to take it all in. All creation is plagiarism.
Take it all in, you are a force of entropy, doesn’t it feel so good to consume? Never make something. Never feel inspired.
Never strive to understand the world around you. It’s all been done for you, just take it all in now. Trust me, there is
NOTHING more to life, there is NOTHING you can contribute now, just enjoy the spoils that we have spent tireless
generations to acquire. All of your experiences are not original, they are simply a permutation, a mashing of the
experiences and creations of others, doesn’t that make everything so easy? That creative idea you’ve had? Already exists.
Throw it out. Don’t waste your time, you should just gobble up the closest analogue to it you can find existing, make your
own headcanon for it or something to cope with the discrepancies, but don’t bother telling your own stories, making your
own characters, your own art, your own music, your own purpose, your own life, your own food. It has all already been
done for you, how convenient! Please stop trying to think of something new, there is no point, you’re wasting your valuable
time to consume, you’re wasting your valuable money that you have worked so hard to earn (making the things that have
already been made for people who have already experienced those things, or maybe you sell the things that have already
been sold, or manage the things that have already been managed, or program the things that have already been
programmed or write the things that have already been written, or cook the things that have already been cooked). That
money (that you already had, and that has already been spent) could be spent here, with us, on things you already own,
things you already know. You are the best you could possibly be, you are the happiest you will ever be, here, now & forever.
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